Move it, Joe!
My friends, we were planning a long journey to Myanmar and the Horn of Africa in search of new topics. But then President Joe Biden convinced us to stay at home and just follow his political journey on TV instead. Its cheaper and Im less likely to end up in prison, or living in a refugee camp. Ladies and Gentlemen, I was wrong about Biden. Jumpin Joe is no less an impresario than his predecessor - Donald Trump when it comes to feeding the comedy world with funny stuff.
In fact, theyre kind of opposites. Donalds team spent the entire time trying to stop him from doing something while the whole of America spends the entire time trying to get Biden to do anything in both cases the purpose is the same preventing disaster.
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